Friday, April 22, 2011

Extreme Body Piercing!

I gotta tell you, I was bummed when I had to remove my belly ring back in December. But now I have a new piercing…and this one is a doozy!

If you're not eating dinner, or prone to fainting, here's a video of the process…geez, no wonder my frigging shoulder hurts:


(I find it alarming that this step-by-step how to, which really ought to be entitled "Apheresis Catheter Installation for Dummies," is available for viewing by the general public. I mean, really -- who are they teaching?)

It actually feels a lot better today. Yesterday, I swear I felt like I'd wandered into the sights of somebody's crossbow and taken an arrow to the chest. Below is a picture of my latest war wound; the two lumens hang down about 3 inches. I think I'll add some cool beads and start a new trend….


3 comments:

  1. Gulp, swallow. Yahaaa. Strong stuff for breakfast, but heck, if you can do the actual, we're not going to lilly-liver out on you on the virtual. You're extra-amazing, but I, for one, am still standing....weakkneed, but still standing... Just keep thinking: horses, horses, horses....

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  2. Don't try this at home kids.

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  3. oh snap! like i said.. you took a hay hook and this still aint no hay hook!
    BUT its a dooozey for sure WOW.
    sheeesh...
    did they give you a lollipop after? or perhaps a truckload of them?

    GOOD MANTRA from Rosvita.. ---> HORSES HORSES HORSES

    HAPPY EASTER MISS MARIA!! YOU R O C K !!!

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